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Paul Little: Heir on very thin constitutional ice
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The Princes of Wales' correspondence with UK politicians indicates a desire to influence their decisions. Photo / Getty Images
After seven years of legal actions, a tribunal of three British judges ruled a month ago that the letters should be released. This decision was vetoed by the Attorney-General who effectively confirmed the letters were damaging by saying their release would "have undermined (the Prince's) position of political neutrality".
In other words, he is not politically neutral. There is now - after pressure from the Royal Family - an absolute block on any future publication.
Why should we care about Charles' efforts to stop British people knowing what he thinks? The British tolerate the institution of monarchy in part as a money-spinning tourist attraction. For us, it doesn't even have that benefit.
Constitutionally, he will be New Zealand's head of state when he ascends the throne. But do we want as head of state - however notional the role - someone who not only flouts constitutional convention by attempting to influence politicians but also tries to conceal the fact when attempts are made to bring it to light?
In ancient Roman times when someone fell on his sword, he fell on his sword. The weapon was fixed point up and the person thrust himself upon it, killing himself. That is how Julius Caesar's assassin, Brutus, met his end.
Former Labour Minister Kate Wilkinson this week was said to have fallen on her sword over the deaths at Pike River by resigning. But by retaining her position in the Cabinet and salary of $257,000 she has managed to fall on her sword without incurring so much as a paper cut.
You will have noted that in all the fuss about the Key-Beckham affair, batshit has maintained a dignified silence. However, I understand it is keeping its options open and has reserved the right to sue the PM for defamation at a future date.