COMMENT:

MONDAY

And on the first day the Lord God sayeth unto Me, "Yo, Brian!"

And I sayeth back, "Oh hi, God. What's happening?"

Verily and he replieth, "You're what's happening, baby!"

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To which I chimeth in with, "Tell me something I don't know. I'm so famous and so controversial that it hurts to sit down. Big balls, you know?"

He laugheth, "What've you got up your sleeve this week? No one ever knows what you're going to say next! You keep everyone guessing. There's no one like you in New Zealand! You're not afraid of anything, or anyone. You're

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