Steve Braunias goes down the Apple ID wormhole

There are worse things than forgetting your Apple ID password, such as sudden death. But at least you'd go quick. When you forget your Apple ID password, you go slow, an essential part of yourself withering and rotting on the IT vine. It's so awful. It's so common. It's so much worse when you also forget the answers to your Apple ID security questions.

"Tell me you didn't call the Apple help desk," said the IT guy at my work.

"I called the Apple help desk," I said.


"How long were you