Proper Pizza
12 O'Connell St
Ph: 0800 365 537

WE THOUGHT: 14 - Good
WE SPENT: $225 for four

Over on the internet, my editor was posting pictures of crayfish and discussing the spanner crab omelette she had eaten for breakfast.

Lovely, I thought. But was she really living her best life? Oysters are nice - but had she ever ordered a Nutella, strawberry, banana and kiwifruit pizza?

Earlier, I had looked at the dessert menu and said: "I have no words."

"Nants ingonyama bagithi baba," said Steph, because she was at an impressionable age when The Lion King was released and, for reasons that never became entirely clear, the Nutella pizza was called "The Circle of Life".