No one knows Karl Lagerfeld like ... Karl Lagerfeld. So it makes sense for the suave fashion legend to sit down and interview himself in the promotional video accompanying the launch of his Net-A-Porter line, KARL.

In the cheeky video, called Face-to-Face, Lagerfeld drops gems like this:

"We should have come together then we would have been on time."

"I have the vision of me in front of me but I would like you to describe you and I will tell you if you are really that way. Three words will be enough."


"I have no idea if there's a secret of your, or our, success. I have problems formulating that, but maybe you are better with words than I am."

"I pretend I haven't seen the collection so can you talk a little about it?"

Check it out: