"It has a trigger safety as well as a thumb safety, and he managed to hit both of them, and it discharged and went into my leg, did no major damage to anything."
Remme called 911 and told the emergency dispatcher: "My dog shot me."
"I've never heard of that," the city police chief Roger Porter told the paper.
"I've heard of guns dropping and going off on the floor, and horsing around and guns going off. I can't say I've heard a dog story before."
Cory Husske, his assistant, later issued a statement saying that a police investigation "could neither prove nor disprove the man's statement of events," adding that no charges were therefore planned.
"Only in America can you get shot by your dog," weighed in Shannon Watts, founder of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America, an organisation pushing for stricter gun controls in the United States.
The incident proved rather too much for Balew, described by Remme as a "big wuss" who laid down and cried after the firearm went off.
"He thought he was in trouble for doing something wrong," Remme said.
- with AFP