Some of our favorite lines:
Galifianakis: Not to take away from the historic significance of you perhaps becoming the first female president, but for a younger, younger generation, you will also become their first white president, and that's pretty neat, too.
Galifianakis: As secretary, how many words per minute could you type? And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself? Weak?
Galifianakis: What happens if you become pregnant? Are we gonna be stuck with Tim Kaine for nine months? How does this work? Clinton: I could send you some pamphlets that might help you understand.
Galifianakis: When you see how well it works for Donald Trump, do you ever think to yourself, "Oh maybe I should be more racist?"
When asked if she would move to Canada if Trump became president, Clinton answered, "I will stay in the United States."
Galifianakis: And what would you try to - Clinton: Try to prevent him from destroying the United States. Galifianakis: So you're gonna lead the civil war?
Clinton: No, I wouldn't take up arms. I think that might be a little extreme. Galifianakis: Oh, right, because you were saying before we were rolling that you wanted to take away everyone's guns. Very cool. Clinton: I really regret doing this.
Galifianakis: I'd love to meet the person who makes your pantsuits.
Clinton: Oh really?
Galifianakis: Yeah, because for Halloween, I wanted to go as a librarian from outer space.
Galifianakis: Do you wonder what your opponent might be wearing (to the debates)?
Clinton: I assume he'll wear that red power tie.
Galifianakis: Or maybe like a white power tie.
Clinton: That's even more appropriate.
Galifianakis: When you went to Donald Trump's wedding, did he write his own vows? And did Michelle Obama write Melania's?
Galifianakis: Chelsea, your daughter, and Ivanka, Trump's daughter, are friends. Does Ivanka ever call Chelsea, you know, to talk about boys that have crushes on her? Like her dad?
Galifianakis: Well this has been a lot of fun, Mrs. Clinton. We should stay in touch. What's the best way to reach you? Email?