On Saturday night Noel received an alert from Flight Radar 24 to advise that: "To celebrate Turkish National Sovereignty and Children's Day, this Turkish Airlines Flight is drawing the world's largest national flag in the
Sideswipe: April 27: The planes are bored too
Mitchell points out that The Onion is a famous satire website, the idea being to write the most over-the-top ridiculous stories that could never actually come true, right? But it wrote a whole month ago, before Trump's suggestion the coronavirus could be thwarted by injecting yourself with disinfectant ... "Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. 'I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills — you name it — just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus'."
Self-tan goes to man's head
Christine writes: "My husband wasn't impressed when he used my moisturiser on his bald head, only for me to point out that he had used my self-tanning cream. Needless to say, his head had a "warm glow" for a few days."