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Good news for actress Mila Kunis who "Goes Blonde To Save Marriage!" according to the Globe. Because that's all that's needed to completely transform one's inter-personal relations. The weight-shamers are doing the rounds with Celine Dion, said to be 97 lbs (43kg) "scarily thin and barely eats," claims the Globe and the Enquirer alleges that Miley Cyrus is "wasting away" at 99 lbs (45kg). The Enquirer also claims that Josh Brolin is "paunchy", but declares that Jessica Simpson "Goes From Fat To Fab!" Having a baby is certainly a time-tested method of losing weight. Misleading headline of the

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