Pets behaving badly

Keith writes: "My little dog Kupa, a bichon/poodle/Tibetan terrier-cross is a particularly bright little fella. One day I was having my mother over for a visit so I baked a batch of scones in the morning and left them wrapped in a tea towel, pushed to the back of the kitchen bench so he could not get to them, while I went for a bike ride.

"Returning two hours later all the scones had vanished. How he got on the bench is still a mystery. The tea towel was lying on the floor along with a few

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