Parents, when was the moment you realised you had raised a monster?

1. My 6-year-old daughter told me to "shave that thing off" — my goatee. A couple of days later I did, and asked her, "do you like it?" She makes a bit of a face and says "no I didn't know your chin was so small".

2. When my son was 13 or 14, we were chatting about how as kids got older, and parents become elderly, often the kids became a caregiver to some degree to the parent. My son offhandedly remarked that he'd be looking for the cheapest nursing home where he could park me.

3. "I was stranded in the bathroom with no toilet paper and called for my son. He demanded 10 bucks. I reminded him he's not so old he can't be left on a doorstep. He gave me two squares ..."

(Via Reddit.com)

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Mondegreen confessions

1. Brian Clark of New Plymouth writes: "I'm now 90 but in my very early days in London there was an ancient subway railway station under the Thames which was dark, dank and frightening. Whenever I said the Lord's Prayer in church I always thought it was 'lead us not into Thames Station'."

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