I can report that, told or untold, the eight or so murders (next week it's drug crime) featured were pretty bloody awful.
The first murder was typically horrific. It involved a scumbag knocking on the door of a house selected at random (he chose the house because the porch light was on, apparently), then, after the door was answered, he attempted to kill, for no reason, its three occupants, a husband, wife and their daughter, with an axe. He was successful in murdering the husband.
You can only have total respect for the coppers who put this scumbag (and all the rest featured) behind bars. However, this story, though mostly laid out by voiceover and an interview with one of the investigating detectives, was also told, as almost all of these murders were, with a "dramatic recreation" or two which, in this instance, involved a close-up of blood splattering a phone. I always wonder why these flourishes are necessary. Isn't someone telling us the story of an axe-wielding homicidal maniac enough to keep us watching? (Apparently, it isn't because even television news stories now seem to include dramatic recreations so that we thicko viewers won't be bored by talking heads.) The main problem, though, is that the recreations always look so cheap; they also lack the impact of, say, photographs from the real crime scenes, though some of these were included in one or two of the stories featured this week.
Still, the first of Detectives' three episodes was entertaining enough - if we find the brutal murder of people in suburbs just up the road to be entertaining - and it did contain one of the funniest, most nauseating stories I think I've ever heard. I'll spare you the details, but it featured a shotgun blowing someone's head off and a flock of hungry seagulls.
I won't be visiting this cop shop again. But that doesn't stop me from recommending it to other viewers, well, those with an interest in the actions of people who are venal, stupid, low and mean.
- TimeOut