5.20PM TV ONE
CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF
It's crunch time as a collection of unknown famous people get hot and sweaty with some fancy kai in the hope of impressing unimpressable judges John Torode and Gregg "Two Gees" Wallace.
7:30PM TV3
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Another peek into the fabulous and escalating madness of retired supermodel Tyra Banks. Tonight she enlists Elite Model Management boss Cathy Gould and some waif named Claudia Mason to teach the girls (who are equally mad) how to dress themselves.
8:30PM PRIME
WIFE SWAP
You've got to question whether the family is the building block of civilisation when you see the horror stories hidden inside some of these households. This time, a hardened cowgirl trades downtrodden hubbies with a party girl hair stylist. Dear God, this can't possibly turn out well ...
10.00 PM TV2
EATING MEDIA LUNCH
Jeremy Wells presents a cheery examination of the various ways in which our planet may finally meet its maker. Look out Earth, behind you ...
MOVIES
11.15PM, TV3
Herald rating: * * *
LE DIVORCE
Naomi Watts and Kate Hudson play stepsisters discovering Paris - and the cultural differences between the Americans and the French - in this pointless lightweight comedy. (2003)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES GREATS
Herald rating: * *
SPEECHLESS
Michael Keaton and Geena Davis play two political speechwriters who fall in love before discovering their clients are on opposite sides. Good dialogue and obvious chemistry between the lead actors, but it's a fairly predictable campaign. (1994)
8.30PM, MGM SKY DIGITAL
Herald rating: * * * *
DEATH WISH
Charles Bronson stars as Paul Kersey, who takes the law into his own hands after his family is attacked. Look out for Christopher Guest as a young cop at the end. Death Wish 2 and Death Wish V follow. (1982)
