Chelsea Handler slams 'homewrecker' Angelina Jolie

Scalpel-tongued comedian and talk show host

Chelsea Handler

launched a foul-mouthed tirade against

Angelina Jolie

during a stand-up comedy show over the weekend.

And she went there. All the way.

The 35-year-old comic - and close pal of

Jennifer Aniston

(total BFF) - went for the jugular and let rip with a verbal assault against

Brad Pitt

's partner during a stand-up show in Newark, New Jersey.

"I hate her too, I hate that b****," Handler said of Jolie. "She's a homewrecker, she is." Handler said while mocking a heckling audience member.

FYI, Handler recently returned from a weekend in Mexico with best mate Aniston, who Pitt ditched for Jolie after hooking up on the set of their film,

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

.

While the pair denied they'd had an affair while the actor was married to the

Friends

star, raised cynical eyebrows beg to differ. Legend has it the pair fell in love on the movie set months before Pitt's break-up from Aniston. Quite the scandal.

In a nutshell, Handler's totally got Aniston's back, and she's also fighting her battles for her now it seems.

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Handler continued on her rant: "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to," she said of Jolie who has adopted three kids with Pitt.

Of

Maddox

, Jolie's 9-year-old adopted son, she said: "He's probably so p****d off. He probably thought he hit the jackpot [after being] rescued [by] some A-list actress who's going to take him from third-world Cambodia, only to find out she's going to take him to every other f***ing third-world country in the universe.

"He's probably like, 'B***h, when are we going to get to Malibu?'" Handler said.

"I don't f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Cause you're a f**king c*** ... you're a f***ing b***h."

Blimey Handler, don't sugar the pill. Tell us how you really feel.

Of Handler's rant,

one of the comedian's mates tells PopEater

she has the hates for the actress (like it wasn't obviously).

"Chelsea hates Angelina and doesn't for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the World," says the snitch. "Everyone in Hollywood is scared to say what they really think about Angelina except Chelsea."

The E! talk show host has since defended herself

on Twitter

, saying "I have been making fun of angelina jolie for years. Period."

I wonder what Aniston thinks of Handler's little tirade. She's face-palming surely? With friends like that...

If anything, it just makes Aniston and her BFF look like a pair of Bitter Bettys.

Come on, ladies. Move on. We're all so over the Braniston (Brad, Angelina, Aniston) toxic tabloid triangle.

Work that baby bump

Christina Applegate

may be pregnant, but that doesn't mean she's sat at home knitting baby bonnets.

The actress, who is expecting her first child with husband

Martyn LeNoble

, plays a pole dance instructor named Roxy Fedaro in a new Funny or Die sketch.

Pimping a DVD titled Prenatal Pole Dancing, with

Christina Aguilera

's Dirrty playing as the soundtrack, Applegate extols the virtues of flexing it on the poles while preggers.

"Because you're a total fata** you don't feel sexy anymore," she says. "Prenatal pole dancing works...because when men see pregnant women they know she's down for sex."

Catch the pole dancing, and a cheeky little gaseous emission, below, Warning: Contains swearing (sorry, we're all about the potty mouth today):

Timberlake's tackle

Mila Kunis

says she found dropping her laundry and getting naked with Justin Timberlake in upcoming movie

Friends With Benefits

just a smidge awkward.

Kunis, 27, shared her blushes with the masses on

The Ellen DeGeneres Show

.

"I adore him. He's great," Kunis said of her co-star Timberlake.

Asked about filming the sex scenes, she admits they were pretty uncomfortable.

"It's very awkward. I mean, the truth is, we got to have very uncomfortable scenes for two weeks," she said.

"There's like 150 crew men watching and you see each other's bits and pieces. The whole thing is just wrong!" she added.

Asked by DeGeneres to elaborate on what "bits and pieces", she giggled, "yeah, well, you'll see the movie!"

Kunis on Ellen below:

Ring on it

Kelsey Grammer

is engaged to his new girlfriend

Kayte Walsh

.

The

Fraiser

star is heading back down the aisle, his rep

confirms to RadarOnline

.

"They are engaged. They never really announced it, they are very happy and very much in love," the rep told the site.

Meanwhile, Grammer's divorce with third wife,

Camille Donatacci

, is still moving through the legal system.

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