So it's all hunky-dory. Well from his perspective it may be but he's obviously not responsible for every one of the almost 12,000 trusts that are wired through this country.
Even though he's in the dark about the content of the Panama papers, Key's defended the transparency of this country's tax record which he says has been given a clean bill of health from the OECD.
Just to be sure he's on top of today's dump of papers though, he's announced what sounded like the SAS of the public service, setting up what he describes as a crack squad of IRD officials to pore over them.
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Labour's Andrew Little may also have been kept in the dark, but the lack of knowledge hasn't stopped him from threatening the power of the state, saying give him Key's job and he'll ban foreign trusts, even though Labour established them in the first place.
And the man who presided over them as Revenue Minister up until a few years back, Peter Dunne, says the perception of us being a tax haven is not good for our international reputation. He hung IRD out to dry, saying when he was their minister, they didn't raise any concerns with him.
While our politicians beat the tom-tom drum, it seems for the most part our own taxation base is secure. So why worry? The Cayman Islands prides itself on being seen as a tax haven for the American elite and multinationals.
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