Two moans and you're out, says employer

A German woman has launched a campaign to stop people whining, threatening her firm's employees with the sack if they complained.

Ramona Wonneberger, 42, of Leipzig, introduced a "two moans and you're out" policy to clamp down on "negative energy".

"Unfortunately, Germans are the world's most inveterate whingers and bellyachers," she said.

Wonneberger took her employees to a comedy show and later placed a clause in their contracts stating "moaning and whingeing is forbidden ... except when accompanied with a constructive suggestion on to how to improve the situation".