Teachers are among the prime culprits in perpetrating the impression of Shakespeare's ongoing relevance. I have seen their grinning satisfaction as they announce that for the first time, a class is to study Shakespeare, after which their students battle for weeks with archaic language, often puerile jokes, and at certain points, verbiage begging to be edited down.
Shakespeare perhaps has less to offer the modern world than all the hyperventilated hyperbole suggests.
Still, the teachers persist. They may possess a little brief authority, but can be ignorant of what they are most assured. They talk triumphantly of Shakespeare's pre-eminence, but point out to them that John Milton was a greater epic poet, and they may struggle to recall even a single line from Paradise Lost.
And pity the audiences - often dutiful parents or would-be aesthetes - sitting through Shakespeare, enduring tortuous and practically meaningless lines like "As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle - and is not a buff jerkin in a most sweet robe of durance?" Audiences will applaud politely at the end of a performance, but perhaps more as a sign of overdue relief than rejoicing.
The experts are little better. A critic recently expounded on the artistic ingenuity at the beginning of Hamlet, which starts with the words "Who's there?" This was described as ... part of the opening scene's "stunning poetry articulating brilliant psychology". You can believe that sort of psycho-babble if you choose, or you can accept that on the balance of probability, Shakespeare's character - Bernardo - is simply asking ... well ... "Who's there?"
Scholarship on "The Bard" is full of examples of experts projecting all manner of theories and meanings on to his texts. And if these ideas stick, and if others see the same connections, all the better. It seems like madness, but judging by the careers built on interpreting Shakespeare, there is method in it. Such experts are the sort of person the Great Poet described as "deep-versed in books and shallow in himself". And if that line resonates, thank Milton, who wrote it - not that many would know.
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Dr Paul Moon is Professor of History at Auckland University of Technology.