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Outside the Donald Trump trial: Sock puppets, sex pills and smutty balloons

By Nate Schweber
New York Times·
20 May, 2024 11:54 PM7 mins to read

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Collect Pond Park has become a stage for random acts of oddness outside Donald Trump’s criminal trial. Photo / Dave Sanders, The New York Times

Collect Pond Park has become a stage for random acts of oddness outside Donald Trump’s criminal trial. Photo / Dave Sanders, The New York Times

The city serves up a cast of supporting characters who flock to a park outside Manhattan Criminal Court, where Donald Trump is on trial, and grab the spotlight.

The trial of former President Donald Trump has drawn the eyes of the world to the dim hallways and dingy courtrooms inside the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse. Outside is New York at its most colourful.

Gawkers, demonstrators, politicians and hustlers gather in Collect Pond Park, a square plot of cement and trees across Centre Street from the courthouse’s front doors.

Although the crowds have been smaller than police prepared for, each day has featured someone creating a spectacle. There have been arrests and a shocking self-immolation. Republican officials have recently used the park to praise the defendant at news conferences.

Here are voices of some characters who have travelled from near and far to see and be seen.

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The puppet masters

As an antidote to the intensity inside the courtroom, amateur puppeteers turned up with doppelgangers of the defendant early on the morning of May 9.

As she stood in line waiting to attend the court proceedings, Rose Brennan, 63, of Bernardsville, New Jersey, had her left hand inside Donald J. Puppet, an orange athletic sock with button eyes and yellow yarn hair.

Brennan, who is retired after working in the software industry, made her creation say: “You’re the puppet!”

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“He wanted to come and support his brother puppet,” Brennan said.

A few feet away sat Guy Jacobson, 60, a former lawyer from Manhattan. With him was a fuzzy stuffed pig with a red tie and the same colour palette as Donald J. Puppet.

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Unlike the former president, Jacobson said, “This one is cuter, less fat, more intelligent and doesn’t talk so much.”

The pill pusher

David Webber, a self-proclaimed most-successful-sex-capsule-salesman in Idaho, Utah and Nevada, hoped in vain to have a moment with the defendant.

“I drove all the way here to meet Trump,” shouted Webber, 68, who had travelled from his home in Las Vegas via Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida.

He said April 25 that he believed Trump would invite him to speak at rallies. Webber, who said he was a former pool shark, cocaine dealer and professional skier, thinks he is a better campaigner than the former president himself.

“He rambles,” Webber said. “He tells the same old jokes to the same old people. It’s getting boring.” (He added quickly that he was still Trump’s “biggest fan.”)

Webber was looking for exposure to promote his self-published memoir and to help him sell his sex capsules, such as Kinky Kong, which he said had the same ingredients as Viagra without the impurities.

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“I take a couple sex capsules every week,” he said, adding that he had altered his diet accordingly.

“If you eat a lot of onions, you don’t have a heart attack,” he said. “So I eat a lot of onions every day.”

Protesters for and against the former president have appeared, but their numbers have been negligible. Photo / Maansi Srivastava, The New York Times
Protesters for and against the former president have appeared, but their numbers have been negligible. Photo / Maansi Srivastava, The New York Times

The showman

The most swaggering attendee of Trump’s trial during its second week was Greg Gold, a lawyer from Denver who was on a cross-country sightseeing tour.

“I came from Key West to here,” Gold said, handing out a gold-coloured metal business card.

Gold, 54, wore a fringed leather jacket decorated with beads, a straw cowboy hat with a leather band and scuffed Western boots. Tying the outfit together were distressed jeans and a long scarf of blue and yellow, for Ukraine.

He said the trial was the biggest spectacle in town.

“This is better entertainment than Les Misérables,” he said. “And cheaper, too.”

The provocateur

Shortly after noon Thursday, a U-Haul box truck stopped in front of the courthouse, and a man in a Make America Great Again hat flung out dozens of pink, phallus-shaped Mylar balloons. Many were stamped with a photograph of Alvin Bragg, the Manhattan district attorney.

The man was Dion Cini, 55, of Brooklyn’s Sheepshead Bay neighbourhood, a trial fixture who waves giant flags that say “Trump or Death.” A social media biography identifies him as a “professional provocateur.”

One of the balloons flew into Collect Pond Park, where Nadine Seiler had a different take. A house cleaner from Waldorf, Maryland, who has ridden buses all night once a week to demonstrate outside the trial, Seiler, 59, always wears a portrait of Bragg.

As she held one of the balloons, she said it resembled Trump. She fastened the deflating balloon to her handmade overhead sign that read “Convict Trump Already.”

That afternoon, the former president’s SUV rolled by and his face passed feet from the flapping end of the cartoonishly pornographic balloon attached to Seiler’s sign. Trump grimaced, and the SUV accelerated.

The strangers

Those attending the trial on the morning of May 6 were greeted by the unsettling sight of two young women in porcelain masks standing motionless with a young man between them, his head apparently sewn into a burlap sack. With them were three young men in Make America Great Again hats.

When approached and questioned, one of the women would say only: “We’re the strangers.”

It turned out to be a promotion for the coming horror movie The Strangers: Chapter 1.

The movie’s synopsis: “After their car breaks down in an eerie small town, a young couple (Madelaine Petsch and Froy Gutierrez) are forced to spend the night in a remote cabin.”

After standing around menacingly in one of the most densely populated parts of America, the six people left together.

Former President Donald Trump speaks to reporters outside court. Photo / Todd Heisler, The New York Times
Former President Donald Trump speaks to reporters outside court. Photo / Todd Heisler, The New York Times

The loyalist

Shuping Lu belongs to the most dedicated group of demonstrators: Chinese expatriates, mostly women, who support Trump and have maintained their vigil every day that the trial is in session.

“We found each other,” said Lu, 60. “It feels good, because it otherwise feels very isolated.”

Lu, who moved to New York from Beijing in the early 1990s, said she and the roughly dozen other expatriates detect an echo of communism behind Trump’s prosecution. She said she felt compassion for the former president, whom she sees as someone trying to entertain and be liked who is spurned by millions.

“When he was president and they were laughing at him, I thought: Why do you have to be so hard on him? He’s trying to please you, like a little kid,” said Lu, who first voted for Trump in 2020. “He wants to be affirmed.”

She and the others stand in Collect Pond Park, sharing chocolates and hard-boiled eggs. They wave flags that say “Trump Won” and wear pink hats that say “Women for Trump.”

On Tuesday afternoon, the group’s members gathered along Worth Street to cheer for Trump’s departing motorcade from behind a new large sign they had held a fundraiser to buy. It read, “Chinese Americans Fight for Trump.”

The DJ

Dressed stylishly and standing with her mouth closed, Sylvia Achee let her handbag-shaped portable speaker communicate her message.

From it pulsed the song Liars Must Go, by D-Achee, her husband. He was so upset about Trump’s election in 2016 that he wrote the song, a midtempo track with a chorus that rhymes “45th POTUS” and “bogus.”

“Hopefully, it’ll embed in people’s souls,” said D-Achee, who works in advertising. “Music can creep up on you. We want this to grow.”

Standing near her one morning in late April was Joe Reilly, 56, a disabled former construction worker who lives in Manhattan. Reilly, who was there with his dog, Leroy, wore a Make America Great Again hat and waved a large “Trump or Death” flag.

Perhaps without knowing it, he waved it in time to D-Achee’s music.

This article originally appeared in The New York Times.

Written by: Nate Schweber

Photographs by: Dave Sanders and Maansi Srivastava,

©2024 THE NEW YORK TIMES

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