NZ Herald
  • Home
  • Latest news
  • Herald NOW
  • Video
  • New Zealand
  • Sport
  • World
  • Business
  • Entertainment
  • Podcasts
  • Quizzes
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Travel
  • Viva
  • Weather

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • New Zealand
    • All New Zealand
    • Crime
    • Politics
    • Education
    • Open Justice
    • Scam Update
  • Herald NOW
  • On The Up
  • World
    • All World
    • Australia
    • Asia
    • UK
    • United States
    • Middle East
    • Europe
    • Pacific
  • Business
    • All Business
    • MarketsSharesCurrencyCommoditiesStock TakesCrypto
    • Markets with Madison
    • Media Insider
    • Business analysis
    • Personal financeKiwiSaverInterest ratesTaxInvestment
    • EconomyInflationGDPOfficial cash rateEmployment
    • Small business
    • Business reportsMood of the BoardroomProject AucklandSustainable business and financeCapital markets reportAgribusiness reportInfrastructure reportDynamic business
    • Deloitte Top 200 Awards
    • CompaniesAged CareAgribusinessAirlinesBanking and financeConstructionEnergyFreight and logisticsHealthcareManufacturingMedia and MarketingRetailTelecommunicationsTourism
  • Opinion
    • All Opinion
    • Analysis
    • Editorials
    • Business analysis
    • Premium opinion
    • Letters to the editor
  • Politics
  • Sport
    • All Sport
    • OlympicsParalympics
    • RugbySuper RugbyNPCAll BlacksBlack FernsRugby sevensSchool rugby
    • CricketBlack CapsWhite Ferns
    • Racing
    • NetballSilver Ferns
    • LeagueWarriorsNRL
    • FootballWellington PhoenixAuckland FCAll WhitesFootball FernsEnglish Premier League
    • GolfNZ Open
    • MotorsportFormula 1
    • Boxing
    • UFC
    • BasketballNBABreakersTall BlacksTall Ferns
    • Tennis
    • Cycling
    • Athletics
    • SailingAmerica's CupSailGP
    • Rowing
  • Lifestyle
    • All Lifestyle
    • Viva - Food, fashion & beauty
    • Society Insider
    • Royals
    • Sex & relationships
    • Food & drinkRecipesRecipe collectionsRestaurant reviewsRestaurant bookings
    • Health & wellbeing
    • Fashion & beauty
    • Pets & animals
    • The Selection - Shop the trendsShop fashionShop beautyShop entertainmentShop giftsShop home & living
    • Milford's Investing Place
  • Entertainment
    • All Entertainment
    • TV
    • MoviesMovie reviews
    • MusicMusic reviews
    • BooksBook reviews
    • Culture
    • ReviewsBook reviewsMovie reviewsMusic reviewsRestaurant reviews
  • Travel
    • All Travel
    • News
    • New ZealandNorthlandAucklandWellingtonCanterburyOtago / QueenstownNelson-TasmanBest NZ beaches
    • International travelAustraliaPacific IslandsEuropeUKUSAAfricaAsia
    • Rail holidays
    • Cruise holidays
    • Ski holidays
    • Luxury travel
    • Adventure travel
  • Kāhu Māori news
  • Environment
    • All Environment
    • Our Green Future
  • Talanoa Pacific news
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Property Insider
    • Interest rates tracker
    • Residential property listings
    • Commercial property listings
  • Health
  • Technology
    • All Technology
    • AI
    • Social media
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology
    • Opinion
    • Audio & podcasts
  • Weather forecasts
    • All Weather forecasts
    • Kaitaia
    • Whangārei
    • Dargaville
    • Auckland
    • Thames
    • Tauranga
    • Hamilton
    • Whakatāne
    • Rotorua
    • Tokoroa
    • Te Kuiti
    • Taumaranui
    • Taupō
    • Gisborne
    • New Plymouth
    • Napier
    • Hastings
    • Dannevirke
    • Whanganui
    • Palmerston North
    • Levin
    • Paraparaumu
    • Masterton
    • Wellington
    • Motueka
    • Nelson
    • Blenheim
    • Westport
    • Reefton
    • Kaikōura
    • Greymouth
    • Hokitika
    • Christchurch
    • Ashburton
    • Timaru
    • Wānaka
    • Oamaru
    • Queenstown
    • Dunedin
    • Gore
    • Invercargill
  • Meet the journalists
  • Promotions & competitions
  • OneRoof property listings
  • Driven car news

Puzzles & Quizzes

  • Puzzles
    • All Puzzles
    • Sudoku
    • Code Cracker
    • Crosswords
    • Cryptic crossword
    • Wordsearch
  • Quizzes
    • All Quizzes
    • Morning quiz
    • Afternoon quiz
    • Sports quiz

Regions

  • Northland
    • All Northland
    • Far North
    • Kaitaia
    • Kerikeri
    • Kaikohe
    • Bay of Islands
    • Whangarei
    • Dargaville
    • Kaipara
    • Mangawhai
  • Auckland
  • Waikato
    • All Waikato
    • Hamilton
    • Coromandel & Hauraki
    • Matamata & Piako
    • Cambridge
    • Te Awamutu
    • Tokoroa & South Waikato
    • Taupō & Tūrangi
  • Bay of Plenty
    • All Bay of Plenty
    • Katikati
    • Tauranga
    • Mount Maunganui
    • Pāpāmoa
    • Te Puke
    • Whakatāne
  • Rotorua
  • Hawke's Bay
    • All Hawke's Bay
    • Napier
    • Hastings
    • Havelock North
    • Central Hawke's Bay
    • Wairoa
  • Taranaki
    • All Taranaki
    • Stratford
    • New Plymouth
    • Hāwera
  • Manawatū - Whanganui
    • All Manawatū - Whanganui
    • Whanganui
    • Palmerston North
    • Manawatū
    • Tararua
    • Horowhenua
  • Wellington
    • All Wellington
    • Kapiti
    • Wairarapa
    • Upper Hutt
    • Lower Hutt
  • Nelson & Tasman
    • All Nelson & Tasman
    • Motueka
    • Nelson
    • Tasman
  • Marlborough
  • West Coast
  • Canterbury
    • All Canterbury
    • Kaikōura
    • Christchurch
    • Ashburton
    • Timaru
  • Otago
    • All Otago
    • Oamaru
    • Dunedin
    • Balclutha
    • Alexandra
    • Queenstown
    • Wanaka
  • Southland
    • All Southland
    • Invercargill
    • Gore
    • Stewart Island
  • Gisborne

Media

  • Video
    • All Video
    • NZ news video
    • Herald NOW
    • Business news video
    • Politics news video
    • Sport video
    • World news video
    • Lifestyle video
    • Entertainment video
    • Travel video
    • Markets with Madison
    • Kea Kids news
  • Podcasts
    • All Podcasts
    • The Front Page
    • On the Tiles
    • Ask me Anything
    • The Little Things
  • Cartoons
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / World

Covid 19 coronavirus: Dick Brass - Hey buddy, have you got a jab?

Dick Brass
By Dick Brass
NZ Herald·
27 Jan, 2021 04:00 PM6 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

    Reminder, this is a Premium article and requires a subscription to read.

Dennis Cochran, 67, gets his first dose of a Covid-19 vaccine in Poplar Bluff, Missouri during the state's first mass coronavirus vaccination event at a closed water park. Photo / AP

Dennis Cochran, 67, gets his first dose of a Covid-19 vaccine in Poplar Bluff, Missouri during the state's first mass coronavirus vaccination event at a closed water park. Photo / AP

OPINION:

Almost a century ago, in the winter of 1925, diphtheria broke out in the isolated north Alaska town of Nome. Ten thousand people in the area faced a horrible death from the highly contagious lethal disease.

To save them, a great vaccine race was organised. The vaccine — an anti-toxin serum made from the blood of horses exposed to the disease — was sent to Fairbanks by train. And then the precious serum was transported across the last 1100 frozen kilometres to Nome by relay teams of 20 mushers and 150 sled dogs in five days. They saved Nome and the surrounding communities too.

It was a moment of true American heroism. As the teams raced from village to village toward Nome, their progress was followed with screaming headlines by every newspaper in the states. If the story sounds familiar, that's because it's the basis for the Disney classic Balto. The famous Iditarod dogsled race is held each year in Alaska to commemorate it.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

We're having a vaccine race again in the states, but it's not nearly as heroic. With the pandemic raging, with 3000 daily Covid deaths and total deaths surging towards an easy 500,000 next month, we now have chaos in vaccine distribution here.

Vietnam War veteran Herb Goldberg, 70, receives a Covid-19 vaccine at a walk-in clinic at the VA Medical Centre in Philadelphia. Photo / AP
Vietnam War veteran Herb Goldberg, 70, receives a Covid-19 vaccine at a walk-in clinic at the VA Medical Centre in Philadelphia. Photo / AP

There is supply — about 25 million jabs have been dispensed according to Bloomberg News. And we're now giving out more than a million jabs daily. But demand exceeds supply massively. And getting your jab takes luck, days of patience, and skills honed buying concert tickets or finding blackmarket rugby seats for a championship game.

It's important to understand that there is no national health service in the United States and state public health departments are thin, underfunded and struggling with the pandemic itself. Most people get ordinary vaccines from their doctors, from drug stores or from other retail stores. Although the Trump administration Operation Warp Speed did a swell job helping industry spit out highly effective vaccines, they did pretty much nothing to organise its distribution or fund the states here to do so.

As a result, vaccine access is tough for the poor, the offline and the elderly. It favours people who are richer, well connected, better educated, resourceful and computer literate. If you really work at it, move fast, use four different computers, try 100 different possible online outlets, or have a friend with access, you can probably get a jab. If they don't cancel you in a week because they have run out.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Dennis Cochran, 67, gets his first dose of a Covid-19 vaccine in Poplar Bluff, Missouri during the state's first mass coronavirus vaccination event at a closed water park. Photo / AP
Dennis Cochran, 67, gets his first dose of a Covid-19 vaccine in Poplar Bluff, Missouri during the state's first mass coronavirus vaccination event at a closed water park. Photo / AP

Qualification for getting the jab varies from state to state and day to day. Here in Washington state, jabs were at first reserved for healthcare workers and elder care centre residents. Then it was expanded to other first responders and service workers, with many complicated sub-categories. Then it was expanded to all those over 70. But just a few days later, without adequate supply, it was suddenly opened to everyone 65 or over, creating the stampede.

Some states are doing a decent job, including sparsely populated Alaska, Covid-ravaged North Dakota and poor West Virginia. Washington is in the middle of the pack in doses per capita. California, not so good. North Dakota has given out about 92 per cent of available doses there. California — 48 per cent.

Discover more

Opinion

Dick Brass: Meet the man who saved America

24 Jan 04:00 PM
Opinion

Dick Brass: Return of the A-listers - what Lady Gaga says about US now Trump's gone

21 Jan 04:00 PM
Opinion

Dick Brass: We mistook a gangster for a businessman

20 Jan 04:00 PM
Opinion

Dick Brass: Why it's OK to use the F word about Trump

17 Jan 04:00 PM

The situation has become sufficiently dire that President Biden appeared on TV yesterday to address it. He promised that by the end of summer, 300 million Americans could be vaccinated. He announced that the federal government plans to increase output of doses to the states to 10 million weekly up from 8 million now. He announced the US was purchasing an additional 200 million doses of the Moderna and Pfizer vaccine, which New Zealand has also bought. This brings US vaccine purchases up to 600 million doses from 400 million previously. At two jabs per patient, that should be enough to cover most of our 328 million population.

But getting it is the hard part. Consider the story of my wife's cousin Brian and his wife June in New York. He's a retired Wall Street investor. She's an artist. And they're both very computer literate. And they tried for weeks to get a reservation for jabs there with no success.

US President Joe Biden reacts to a reporters question after signing executive orders in the State Dinning Room of the White House. Photo / AP
US President Joe Biden reacts to a reporters question after signing executive orders in the State Dinning Room of the White House. Photo / AP

"We were scrambling trying to find something," Brian explained. "Each time I searched Google, it sent me to a different vaccine website. It was crazy hard just to get through. Then you have to qualify. Are you over 65? What's your address? Then by the time you answer, there's nothing available. So you go to another website for another vaccine location. Three places promised to call me back. None did. It was like trying to get tickets to a sold-out concert."

Brian reached out to a friend who worked as an executive at a major drug company. And his pal quickly texted him the phone number of a hospital in a New York City slum neighbourhood that had just received supply. Brian called, had his choice of days, and they got their jabs last week. They had to drive 200km from their home, but it was worth it.

I imagine it was like a vaccine speakeasy: "Psst. We're here for the jab." What's the password? "Fauci."

My brother-in-law in Houston has a golfing buddy who knows a man who runs a local emergency care hospital. The hospital man sent my in-law an email address. He replied. They got their jab last Friday. My stepmother, who easily qualifies as an 80-year-old cancer survivor, got her vaccination a few weeks ago. She didn't get it because she obviously qualifies. She got it because someone in her Houston apartment tower somehow arranged for everyone in the building to get a jab, whether they qualified like my stepmother or not.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

We did this better in 1925.

Save

    Share this article

    Reminder, this is a Premium article and requires a subscription to read.

Latest from World

World

'Numbskull': Trump ramps up feud with central bank chief

21 Jun 12:25 AM
World

'BIG WIN': Trump hails court ruling on National Guard deployment

21 Jun 12:09 AM
World

Luxon meets Xi Jinping, Russian drone attack, Trump on Iran | NZ Herald News Update

Jono and Ben brew up a tea-fuelled adventure in Sri Lanka

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from World

'Numbskull': Trump ramps up feud with central bank chief

'Numbskull': Trump ramps up feud with central bank chief

21 Jun 12:25 AM

He criticised Powell for not lowering interest rates.

'BIG WIN': Trump hails court ruling on National Guard deployment

'BIG WIN': Trump hails court ruling on National Guard deployment

21 Jun 12:09 AM
Luxon meets Xi Jinping, Russian drone attack, Trump on Iran | NZ Herald News Update

Luxon meets Xi Jinping, Russian drone attack, Trump on Iran | NZ Herald News Update

Why sharing too much with chatbots could backfire on you

Why sharing too much with chatbots could backfire on you

20 Jun 09:20 PM
Help for those helping hardest-hit
sponsored

Help for those helping hardest-hit

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • NZ Herald e-editions
  • Daily puzzles & quizzes
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Subscribe to the NZ Herald newspaper
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • NZME Events
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP