2 "Why is it old people say "there's no place like home", yet when you put them in one..." - Stuart Mitchell
3 "I've been happily married for four years - out of a total of 10." - Mark Watson
4 "Apparently 1 in 3 Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed which is mad because those places are really well lit." - Mark Smith - 21%
5 "I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn't much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer... came second." - Will Duggan
6 "Brexit is a terrible name, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated." - Tiff Stevenson
7 "I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words." - Gary Delaney
8 "Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's Tudor." - Adele Cliff
9 "Don't you hate it when people assume you're rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?" - Annie McGrath
10 "Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask." - Jordan Brookes
11 "Hilary Clinton has shown that any woman can be President, as long as your husband did it first." - Michelle Wolf
12 "I spotted a marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound." - Roger Swift
13 "Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer." - Arthur Smith
14 "I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses." - Zoe Lyons
15 "Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soya seems to be the hardest word." - Phil Nicol