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Australian man's bizarre excuse for speeding in a truck

By Kirrily Schwarz
news.com.au·
26 Sep, 2017 05:02 AM3 mins to read

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This driver's bad situation got a lot worse after running into the police. Photo / Dalwallinu Police

This driver's bad situation got a lot worse after running into the police. Photo / Dalwallinu Police

A bad day has become a whole lot worse for one Western Australian truckie, after he had a run in with the law Monday morning.

The unnamed driver was slapped with an enormous A$1200 (NZ$1314) fine and 12 demerit points on Monday for driving 37km/h above the speed limit.

According to the speeding ticket, he was caught driving his semi-trailer 97km/h in a 60km/h zone through the regional town of Pithara, 260km north of Perth.

His explanation is a cracker, but you can't help feeling sorry for the poor bloke.

He told the officer: "I needed to sh*t, kids have given me gastro".

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To make an unfortunate situation even worse, double demerits were in place while the state celebrated their Queen's Birthday long weekend.

It seems Western Australians have a bit of a reputation for using creative excuses to try and wheedle their way out of tickets from the boys in blue.

Last week, a driver was busted driving 132km/h in a 110km/h zone, and pleaded their case by whining: "I'm on cruise control!".

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132 on 110 zone. "I'm on cruise control!" Seriously? #RoadSafeWA #SpeedingWA #BADBus4 pic.twitter.com/2IlWyIqsAf

— WA Police Traffic (@WAPoliceTraffic) September 20, 2017

It's not quite clear why they thought that would work.

In April, a Wanneroo man made headlines when he was fined $300 and six demerit points after his family dinner took an unexpected turn.

He was caught running a red light, and when quizzed why he didn't stop, he told police: "I'm in a rush to get the kids Nando's".

Undoubtedly, it was the most expensive fast-food they've ever had.

Nandos Chicken is good but lives are put at risk every time you drive through a RED TCL, there simply is no excuse!!!#teg3 pic.twitter.com/myurrBcRwU

— WA Police Traffic (@WAPoliceTraffic) April 18, 2017

21 year old unaccompanied learner driver, 41kmh over and excess 0.05 😡🚔 #TEG1 #headsup #PD12634 #datewiththemagistrate #fb #KwinanaPol pic.twitter.com/RoNg3WvvgL

— WA Police Traffic (@WAPoliceTraffic) April 15, 2017

And excuse of the day goes to... #hubhug #fb @MingenewPol pic.twitter.com/hOVRQpXgZB

— Three Springs Police (@ThreeSpringsPol) January 23, 2017

The same month, an unaccompanied learner driver was caught driving 41km/h over the limit with a blood alcohol reading of 0.05 at Bertram, in Perth's southern suburbs.

Police were told: "I'm doing it for my mum, it's a long story".

As you can imagine, the officers weren't exactly sympathetic, publishing a copy of the ticket with the hashtag "date with the magistrate".

In January, officers from Three Springs, a tiny town about 320km north of Perth, fined a driver A$200 (NZ$219) and two points for allegedly driving 127km/h in a 110km/h zone.

When given an opportunity to explain their behaviour, the driver simply told the officer: "The wind was pushing me".

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