On a more sedate trip back to the houseboat to await our seaplane flight back to Broome, Michael takes us around the mangrove- and wattle tree-fringed Talbot Bay, hoping for sightings of the local croc (absent today, thankfully. They do have sharp teeth ... ) but an osprey circled, keeping pace with our journey.
Our flight back is just as breathtaking - everywhere is the red, white and blue so synonymous with this pocket of the far north of Western Australia. Red earth, white sand and salt-pan and that blue, blue water. You can certainly get a sense of the scale of it from the air, but a coach trip to Willie Creek Pearl Farm, 38km from town, takes in all three.
The final part of the journey is off-road, and we bump our way along dusty, red, pot-holed roads and finally the farm comes into view, perched alongside the mangrove-ringed water.
Kylie, our guide, shows us the intricacies of cultured pearl farming then it's on to the water and a tour of the pearl beds and an introduction to the laborious process of keeping the shells clean and healthy while they (hopefully) grow their pearls.
A 15-minute helicopter ride brings those colours into stark relief once more as we sweep over the spectacular coastline.
A flight of a different kind, a hovercraft, reminds us of just how old this vast country is. Broome Hovercraft operates tours that glide across Roebuck Bay to a remote beach that, 120 million years ago, was home to Sauropod dinosaurs.
While I marvelled at the hugeness of their footprints, my tour colleagues stepped into them for the obligatory picture. It seemed irreligious to be potentially defacing something so ancient, so I declined the offer to join.
A far better answer to budding palaeontologists lies at Gantheaume Pt, just out of Broome township. The footprints are visible only at low tide, but concrete casts have been made and are embedded into the rocks at the top of the cliff. Far more sensible.
The byword for this part of Western Australia is experience the extraordinary. One Sydneysider summed it up better, I felt. It's the true Australia; the way it was before the high-rises arrived.
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