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In 2013 I had a rather embarrassing encounter with the German autobahn police. I had just finished a week-long competition in Antwerp, Belgium, which included a costume section —my entry consisted of a great blue feathered and rhinestoned showgirl type costume. It was quite an ensemble. This and a few other accessories were haphazardly thrown into my travelling suitcase.
I had booked a carpool travelling from Antwerp to Vienna. The journey would take us through Germany. The driver, a gentleman with dreadlocks to his knees, greeted us (myself, a student from Amsterdam and a Pakistani immigrant) at the pickup location and off we went. Whilst driving down the Autobahn we were twice pulled over by the German police for randomised passport and contraband checks.
The first time, we received a smile and away we went, the second, the police asked to check the vehicle and luggage. I had not mentioned what was in my bag, and upon opening it for inspection there was a great explosion of rhinestones, G-strings, feathers and dance accessories. I don't know who seemed to get a bigger fright, my carpool buddies, the police, or me? Luckily it was followed by laughs all round.
• Contemporary dancer and former Mr Gay World Chris Olwage is an ambassador for the Auckland Pride Festival, February 2-18.