In-between taking in the sights, I read Andrew O'Hagan's superb demolition of Julian Assange, and W. Kamau Bell's wise and hilarious thoughts on the awkward state of the United States. "There's a f*** of a lot of space" in the North Island, The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman observed on his trip. There are verdant hillsides, wild turkeys, and frisky toitoi.
The open-air observation carriage is the best way to experience the landscapes, and get a revitalising dose of fresh air on the 11-hour journey. People are relaxed and happy. I meet and korero with Ross, a fellow Ngapuhi, and a Northern Explorer regular. "Way better than flying or driving, e hoa. Driving is stressful, can't enjoy the scenery. And landing at that Wellington Airport, jeez."
Another passenger shrieks with delight when the Central North Island's snow-clad mountains - Tongariro, Ruapehu and Ngauruhoe - hover into view, before the Raurimu spiral, famous engineering.
We enjoy eye-catching and varied angles of these magnificent mountains, as we head through Tongariro National Park. One of Aotearoa's two world heritage areas, it now attracts more than one million tourists a year. Tuwharetoa Paramount Chief Te Heuheu gifted Tongariro National Park to New Zealand. He wanted these sacred lands to be protected so all could appreciate them.
The train makes a longer stop at National Park, the nation's second-highest altitude railway station, so we can enjoy the views. On this late May day there's snow on the ground at National Park, and right through to Ohakune and Waiouru - through the exciting bridges and viaducts and the comforting beech trees - my favourite section of the trip. Ruapehu, all 2797m, is resplendent.
I have one significant criticism. Due to National's underfunding, KiwiRail is phasing out electric trains for greenhouse gas-spewing, dirty diesels.
This could damage the pristine experience, and further mocks the 100% Pure New Zealand slogan.
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