After two rounds of frantic, slippery fun, we compare our lap times on the printout. Looks like my consistent approach provided the fastest lap time and kept me in pole position. I'm claiming the overall win, on account of not spinning out.
Keeping my bogan face on, donning another racing onesie and helmet, my rival and I get a taste of how the professionals race with three laps in Radical racecars at Sydney Motorsport Park. We aren't behind the wheel this time though. That would be insane. These cars reach up to 210kp/h, but being open tops and with us seated low to the ground, it feels like 310kp/h. Apparently, the V8 supercars can get up to 270kp/h. The track is still damp from the morning rain but, surprisingly, the car screams around corners with no loss of grip at all.
If you've got a spare several hundred thousand dollars lying around, you can buy one of these Radical cars but, remember, it costs another $20k a year to maintain. Or you can just get your fix for $159 and get a hot-lap session, going three laps around the circuit.
Slip on that black T-shirt and embrace your inner bogan. It doesn't matter whether you have grip or none at all; behind the wheel or riding shotgun; whether at 13hp or 220bhp. Racing round a track is one of the most heart-pounding activities.
CHECKLIST
Getting there: Air New Zealand flies daily to Sydney.
Details: Eastern Creek Karting is at 50 Peter Brock Dr, Eastern Creek.
Sydney Motorsport Park is at Ferrers Rd, Eastern Creek.
The writer travelled courtesy of Destination New South Wales, Atura Blacktown and Hyundai Genesis.