The beachfront villas can sleep up to four but they're all in one room so ... you know what I mean.
Food: There's no takeaway joint or dairy down the road, let alone another restaurant, so guests need to eat at Mantaray Island Resort's restaurant. They have a set menu of about seven mains for lunch and dinner each day, which are tasty and suit most palates. A compulsory meal package (breakfast, lunch and dinner) is FJD$95 ($63) a day and $45.50 for kids.
Added extras: There's an activities hut on the waterfront, which has kayaks, snorkel gear and some sports gear available. The resort also offers daily sunset cruises (think more tyre-tube rides with a bevvy in hand) as well as regular traditional dancing, crab races and bonfire nights. For a few extra bob, the diving is excellent, deep sea fishing good fun and the waterside massage relaxing.
Warning: They don't have a hotel pool but there's a fairly big and enticing ocean metres from each room.
Don't miss: The opportunity to swim with the manta rays. The large rays (they can grow to 7 metres wide) cruise around the channels nearby feeding for up to six months of the year (May-October) and don't mind a few less-graceful creatures sharing the water with them. They cruise up and down the channel like stealth bombers and, when up close, feel almost as big.
Price: Prices range from $43 a night for a bed in the dorm through to $509 for the beachfront villas.
Would I return: The kids wanted to emigrate.