Check in: The Peninsula pageboy in the entrance hall decked out in - surely impractical - white uniform and pillbox hat is the first sign that this is going to be an upmarket experience. The upstairs reception alongside a grand lobby where people are choosing petits fours from tiered cake-stands,
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The bathroom: Space defined by quantities of marble and mirror - as you'd expect - but the TV over the bath is a treat, angled just so for relaxed viewing across a blanket of scented bubbles.
The toiletries: Oscar de la Renta.
The view: Seventeen storeys below, beyond the hotel's terrace is Michigan Avenue, aka the Magnificent Mile, lined with big-name shops. Across the road is the quaintly castellated Water Tower and beyond it the soaring black angles of the John Hancock Building - quintessential Chicago.
What's so good about it? Everything's so good - better to ask what's best: did I mention the bed?
And the bad? Breakfast isn't included. That's it. Unless you count dissatisfaction with everything once you're back home, from your sub-standard bed to the failure of a good fairy to magically transform your tangled cables into neat coils tied with satin ribbon while you're out.
What's in the neighbourhood? Across the road for Giordano's deep-dish pizza, and then, to walk it off, practically all the main sights, from Navy Pier to the Willis Tower to Millennium Park. For the lazy, there's a chauffeur-driven Mini Clubman available.
Food and drink: The siren call of the pizza (see above) meant I didn't investigate this, though I did walk past dazed guests wallowing in the signature Chocolate at the Pen experience, which involved an entire buffet of chocolate drinks and desserts.
Exercise facilities: Apparently. If I were there in winter, it would be the Sky Rink on the roof for me.
Contact: chicago.peninsula.com
Perfect for: Anyone who enjoys treats, fine things and thoughtful service, which includes special and individual arrangements. Even the kids have their own programmes and giant teddy bear in pageboy's uniform.