The facilities: My room had two narrow windows looking out on an office block across the street. The lights were always on but I never saw a soul. Eleven floors below, tourists and office workers scurried into midtown Manhattan.
Toiletries: Soap plus body wash, shampoo and conditioner in squirt bottles. Handy makeup wipes.
Eat: Egghead is a popular New York eatery offering, you guessed it, egg-based breakfast "sandwiches" — and they're cheaper with coffee. You can either eat standing up at a narrow counter inside or take it back to your room (they also deliver to the Moxy). Take it from someone who made a messy mistake: don't take your little sandwich (bun) out of its packet if you want to avoid a streak of yolk down your shirtfront. The hotel also houses the Legasea restaurant — which was packed with workers from surrounding offices on the day I was there — and a number of bars designed for meetings and socialising.
Drink and be merry: The Moxy is home to the Magic Hour rooftop bar, which has hosted the likes of Beyonce and Rihanna. It's one of the hip places to be seen in Manhattan, as well as one of the places to see Manhattan. The topiaries are a talking point all by themselves, and be careful after a cocktail or three if you're sitting on the turning dais. It's as disorientating as it sounds.
In the neighbourhood: Wonderful, amazing, breathtaking, magical, midtown Manhattan.
Would I stay again: Yes, please! My stay was nowhere near long enough to see all New York had to offer. A second Moxy offering the same simplicity and design on a budget opened last week in Chelsea, in the heart of the flower District. Built from scratch, it follows the philosophy of its Times Square sister: fun, modern and linked to its neighbourhood.