Exercise: Hire a bike so you can exercise both your legs and the arm that lifts a wine glass.
The bed: A comfy queen with an impressive headboard.
Bathroom: Lovely, with old-style fixtures.
Toiletries: The Koha Spa luxury range, which has New Zealand locations as themes for each of its products.
Noise: Being an old building, you get the odd clank and bang — not from ghosts, but from the kitchen and bar down below. All part of the experience.
Price: If you're quick, $233 for two in a veranda or garden room in July. Includes breakfast and 500MB internet.
Food: The onsite Martinborough Hotel Bar and Grill serves up fresh, seasonal produce — much of it local — with an extensive selection of local wines. We caught the end of the Super Rugby at the hotel's buzzing bar, and our included Continental breakfast the next day was over the road at The Village Cafe.
What's so good about this place? This is the kind of accommodation you'll always remember. Bonus: You might see The Bachelor — Arthur's dad Mark is the owner.
Would I return? For sure. Martinborough is cool — there are great cafes, shops, wineries and bars in its tiny parameters. And if you want a genuine local experience with a heritage twist right in the centre of it all, this is the place for you.
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The Martinborough Hotel is on The Square in Martinborough. Phone: (06) 306 9350.
The writer was a guest of Heritage Hotels Group.