The bed: Fit for the King!
The bathroom: Compact, more suited to svelte, 1950s Elvis than late-career, burger-chomping King. There's no bathtub.
The entertainment: When I arrive in the room, there's a question on the TV screen: "What's your favourite Elvis era?" Guests can choose 1950s, 1960s or 1970s. This guides the background music that plays when you're scrolling through screen options. I opt for the 50s — it's the natural choice — but by the end of our stay many in our group have switched to 70s. All the regular hotel telly options are present and correct, with added Elvis channels playing movies and live performances of the great man.
What's in the neighbourhood: Graceland is right next door and across the road is the freshly refurbished Elvis Presley's Memphis, a giant exhibition celebrating the music, and merchandise of the great man's life. My favourite thing there was the Boeing 707 he named after his daughter. What a man. What a dad.
Fellow guests: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that quite a few of them were Elvis fans.
Exercise facilities: The gym is very basic, with a small shelf of dumb-bells and a row of cardio machines. And disappointingly the swimming pool is not guitar shaped.
Food and drink: Down at the bar, there's an array of cocktails riffing on Elvis themes: the Jailhouse Rocks (Tennessee moonshine, pear puree and ginger beer; $11) being the best of them. In the room, a competent room service menu delivers southern dining classics, with — sadly — no sign of a peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich.
Perfect for: This would make a fine, slightly surreal break on your southern states road trip. If you book for more than two nights, classify yourself as a true Elvis fanatic.
Final word: A brilliant residence that manages to stay — only just — on the right side of kookiness and kitsch. Perhaps a guitar-shaped swimming pool would have sent the whole place over the edge.
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You'll find The Guest House at Graceland at 3600 Elvis Presley Boulevard, Memphis, Tennessee, USA. Phone: +1 901 443 3000.