Food and drink: Huge breakfasts are served downstairs in the hotel's Monarch restaurant.
Try the chilaquiles — think nachos with eggs — or quite possibly the world's biggest cinnamon buns. Monarch is open for fine dining at night, while food trucks park up most afternoons near the Museum of Fine Arts. It's also just a short longhorn ride to great Texas barbecue at The Pit Room, or craft beer served from a retro Airstream caravan at the Axelrad Beer Garden.
Exercise: There's a well-equipped gym, but the focus for this trip was far more on pulled pork, ribs and Texan pale ale. Afternoon swims in the hotel's pool were, however, definitely enjoyed.
The bed: One of the biggest and most comfortable beds we've ever experienced, and just the ticket after Air New Zealand's 13-plus hours across the Pacific.
Fellow guests: The ZaZa is one of Houston's most popular hotels for weddings, so guests included several bridal parties representing the city's diverse ethnic make-up. Indian, American, Ethiopian — you name it.
Noise: Despite the occasional wedding and a location near a busy roundabout, the rooms are well-insulated.
Price: Room rates start at about $320, pretty good value for central Houston.
Contact: hotelzaza.com.
Perfect for: Exploring Houston for a few days before kicking on to other parts of the US or central America.