Check-in experience: No one was there to greet us when we arrived, but on-duty manager Debra wasn't far away — she'd just popped up the road to the food market to get some lunch. She was hugely apologetic, even though we'd only had to wait a couple of minutes and were happy checking out the historic hotel's stunning interior — all wooden floorboards, grand staircases, leaded window panes and — outside — views to Mt Hood.
Need to know: The hotel is part of the Bike Friendly Programme, a network of tourism-related businesses around the state that provide supplies and services to cyclists.
Children and pets are not allowed as overnight guests.
Room: A queen room with en suite bathroom. There are 19 rooms and some have shared bathrooms. My queen room was compact — not much room to spread out — but it was comfortable and pretty, with high ceilings, vintage furnishings and views out to the surrounding fields.
Bed: A wrought iron bedstead and vintage-style floral bedspread and pillowcases. Comfortable and cosy.
Bathroom: Small, but with a claw-foot bathtub and shower over the bath. Plus a window for natural light.
Facilities: The hotel has breakfast available from 8.30-10am and a light bites menu available until 8pm. Local wines and beers — Oregon has an abundance of great craft breweries and wineries — are available too. There's a small spa on site, offering reiki, chakra balancing, reflexology, facials and massages. Claire Sierra is a "spa priestess" and wellness retreat director as well as a certified True Purpose coach and author of The Magdalene Path: Awaken the Power of Your Feminine Soul, if you're into that kind of thing.
Wi-Fi: Free and surprisingly fast considering our remote location.
Noise: Absolutely nothing outside — a stark contrast for anyone who's stayed a few nights in Portland first. It's complete, rural silence. The only noise is a few creaky floorboards and low murmurs from guests in neighbouring rooms.
Contact: balchhotel.com
Perfect for: A peaceful countryside retreat as part of a road trip through Oregon.