What's in the neighbourhood? You're right in the CBD so shops, cafes, restaurants, the Victoria Esplanade Gardens, Centrepoint Theatre and Te Manawa cultural museum of art, science and history.
Food and drink: On-site restaurant Nosh serves "a blend of local and international cuisine" plus breakfast and high tea. I'd already eaten so didn't partake. There are also two places to have a drink: Bar One7Five is a lounge bar, while Cuban Bar claims an excellent collection of malted whiskeys served in the ambience of an old-world cigar bar.
The bed: Queen-sized.
A room with a view? The rooftops of local businesses.
Bathroom: A shower over the bath.
Noise: None, despite the party on my floor.
Value for money: Yes.
Free Wi-Fi? Yes, and it's unlimited.
Exercise facilities: Nope.
Online: distinctionhotelspalmerstonnorth.co.nz
Perfect for: Ideal for business travellers.