Millen Baird. Photo / Supplied
Comedian and host of TVNZ's 2 Tube
The best holiday I've ever had was...
Los Angles/Las Vegas 2005 with my fiancee Erin and Oakura Beach, Taranaki every Christmas (excluding 1985) from 1982-1990.
And the worst was...
Christmas in London 1985, simply because so many classic things happened: We stayed in haunted accommodation (mum
couldn't get out of her bedroom); I couldn't stop going to the toilet; my sister accidentally pushed mum off the Tube so she could get on; I hit the roof because on Christmas Day I got a Swatch instead of a remote-controlled Porsche; and our Christmas tree was a vacuum cleaner with undies for decorations.
With endless time and money I'm off to...
San Fran, Aitutaki, Rome and the 'Naki.
The best travel advice I have is...
Take your Sea Legs and always use a sick bag.
I never leave home without...
My wallet, mobile phone (actually that's currently hanging from my bedroom ceiling as a mobile because I'm still paying my bill) and my blue jeans.
- Detours, HoS
