Car-park? Yes (daily charge).
Price: The room is listed on Booking.com for NZ$301 a night but good discounts are offered for booking multiple nights - a three-night stay is only $709.
Free wi-fi? Yep, for multiple devices, and it was quick as a flash.
What's in the neighbourhood? Greenwich Village is a 10-minute walk, home to the Cutty Sark and Greenwich Park (home of Greenwich Mean Time and the Royal Observatory), and a market on Saturdays.
Toiletries: BYO, though there is a body wash dispenser in the shower.
Food and drink: If you want to cook, Tesco Express is five minutes' walk, or there are lots of restaurants nearby, including a Jamie Oliver Italian joint. There's also a chippy across the road.
Facilities: A guest laundry (hooray) with multiple washers and dryers (£2 per wash or dry, with powder included), and a room with big lockers. Complimentary cots and high chairs are available.
The bed: Very comfortable, with the offer of lighter or heavier linen if required.
A room with a view? Grey London skies, even in July, and suburban terrace housing.
Noise: Very little. The hotel is a "quiet zone" from 10pm-7am, love that.
Value for money? Absolutely.
Exercise facilities: None on site at this property but there's a gym right next door. Or go for a jog around the park.
Perfect for: A taste of what living in suburban London is actually like. Also great if you're in the city on business for a few days and want to cook and do some washing. Highly recommended.
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Staycity Aparthotels' Greenwich property is at 65 Greenwich High Road, London, UK. Phone: +44 208 691 5282.