Something to eat or drink? The hotel restaurant is right by the entrance - it's fine for breakfast, but head out for dinner. The bar in the foyer is nice. The beers around here are mostly of the thirst-whacking lager variety, but the selection of reds will hit the mark. Just along the road, you can start your day with coffee and a sweet treat at a bakery called Farinelli and finish it with cocktails at Floreria Atlantico.
What's in the neighbourhood? The Israeli embassy is down the corner, with de rigueur protest barriers going up on our last day.
Exercise? The small, basement gym has a treadmill and enough dumbbells to get a sweat up. There's also a blue-tiled swimming pool which, with just one lane stretching about 12 metres, is so little that it's actually rather cute.
Joggers beware: Dogs in Buenos Aires poop wherever they want and rather than a hard set of road rules around pedestrian crossings, drivers opt for a horn-based negotiation system. Nonetheless, there are a couple of nice runs from the hotel, the nearest of which is a few laps of the park by the "English Tower", built by expat Brits in Buenos Aires back in 1910. Across the street from it, the Argentinians have since built their memorial to local boys who died fighting for the Malvinas. Nice touch.
The bed? A comfy double.
Noise? In a rowdy city, this place manages to keep the volume down.
Bathroom? When you're changing the water temperature in the shower, the trick is to push the little button on the inside nob.
Would I return? A fine place to rest your head in one of the world's great cities.
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Sofitel Buenos Aires is at Arroyo 841, Capital Federal, C1007AAB, Buenos Aires, Argentina. Phone: +5411 4131 0000 or email reservas@sofitel.com.