What's in the neighbourhood? You're a 12-minute walk from downtown Waikiki and 4.5km from Diamond Head. Between that and the hotel is the Honolulu Zoo. You're minutes from several shopping centres though there are several high-end stores in the hotel itself. An quick cab ride away is Pearl Harbor, downtown Honolulu and the up-and-coming hipster-friendly Kaka'ako district.
Exercise: The splendid outdoor pool is heated and there's a snazzy gym with touch screen machines which let you browse the web or play games while you jog. There are complimentary fitness classes on offer.
The bed: A super king, which I only took up a fifth of. As part of the turn-down service, little mementos are left on the bed - a watercolour notecard;a shell; a magnet.
Bathroom: A separate bath, shower and loo, and a marble vanity with a stool so you can sit and do your makeup.
Toiletries: The hotel's own brand. Something I've never seen before is a hotel suppling washing powder in tiny sachets and a "lingerie drying line" over the tub.
Noise: With the balcony door shut there is no noise at all, not even the mighty crash of the waves down below.
Food: Onsite are three restaurants (one is 5 Diamond and Five-Star rated), two cocktail lounges and the Veranda which serves daily afternoon tea.
What's on: There is regular live jazz/contemporary music, and daily Hawaiian music and hula, and when I was there the hotel was celebrating Mele Mei, the May celebration of Hawaii's music, language and culture, with regular Sunday lunch concerts. Guests can get involved in social and educational activities at the hotel - which has many returnees who stay for weeks at a time - and attend manager's receptions, back-of-the-house and historic property and culture tours, intro surf and paddleboarding lessons, and art and architecture tours of the area.
Free wifi: Yes, and it's like lightning.
What's so good about this place? Its laid-back elegant luxury, its beach-side location and its heritage. The concierges are knowledgeable and helpful, and the hotel is proud of its history and invested in the local culture.
And the bad? The wooden screen doors which serve as curtains let in a lot of light, so maybe pack an eyemask.
Contact: halekulani.com
Would I return? Yes - this is probably as close to heaven as I'll ever get.
The writer stayed courtesy of the Halekulani.