Something to eat or drink? Of course. Good, open lobby area where you can have a drink looking at the water, large-enough restaurant, more than generous breakfast options too.
What's in the neighbourhood? Everything. The museum and excellent art gallery are four minutes away, the boardwalk outside takes you on an easy stroll - or jog or vigorous bike ride if you prefer - right up to Nobby Beach and the fascinating, historic Fort Scratchley. Do the tunnel tour if you can. Numerous restaurants within a 90-second or 10-minute walk. Location, location, location.
Exercise: There's a lovely 25m pool, the harbourside boardwalk - which I commend even though I try to avoid walking anywhere - and I'm told you have access to "a top-class fitness centre next door with weights and training machines". (Training for what, exactly?) There's a spa too. Does a surf beach count because if it does you can be there in minutes, too.
The bed: I like them medium-firm these days and these guys had it just right. It also had a helluva view.
A room with a view? Unless you request otherwise you'll probably get that harbour out the window. I didn't turn on the television - that's rare for me - but for far too long just gazed aimlessly at the water and the boats and the pelicans and ... Pleasure boats bob, the occasional massive vessel plods by shepherded by proper tugs. Brilliant. Bring binoculars.
Noise: Was that the air-con? Nah ...
Bathroom: Shower-cum-bath, their own brand of toiletries (rather nice), hair dryer, etc. Everything you need ... and if you feel like sitting somewhere else to see the harbour view you can open the venetian blinds and sit on the toilet for another angle of sea and sky.
Would I return? I took 20 photos from my window of the ever-changing view. I think that says it all.
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Crowne Plaza Newcastle is on the corner of Merewether Street and Wharf Road, Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia. Phone: 0061 249 075 000.