Price: Oceanview rooms start from $420 or $475 for the deluxe version. Two-bedroom villas start from $873, the three-bedroom version from $1095. Breakfast is included; alas, I don't get to test it because I have just one night and my flight leaves at sparrow fart.
What's in the neighbourhood? You could spend your entire holiday lounging around on the island, but if you want to explore, tour company Samoa Scenic has a desk in the reception area offering all sorts of excursions around Upolu. The resort puts on a regular minibus to downtown Apia but it's close enough to walk if the heat isn't too much. Possibly the best thing in the neighbourhood is Palolo Deep Marine Reserve, which covers part of the shallow reef near the resort and features a deep blue hole teeming with marine life.
Food and drink: Plenty to choose from at the resort restaurants (mains start from $18, locally-brewed Vailima beer is $6) but you can also head into town or, if you're in a villa, self-cater. There's also 24-hour room service.
Wi-Fi: 1GB free per 24 hours.
Noise: The island has its own power supply; the downside of that is generator noise. Fortunately you can't hear it in the rooms or in any of the areas you're likely to be chilling out.
Exercise facilities: There's a spa, sauna and gym, tennis court, outdoor exercise stations, a playground for the kids, and of course the sea.
Website: taumeasinaislandresortsamoa.com
Perfect for: An escape from the Kiwi winter if you want a chilled-out holiday with everything you need in one place, or a self-catered holiday with family or friends if you book one of the villas. Because it's on an island you can let the kids run free without worrying they'll wander too far. It would also be ideal for conferences or weddings — I bumped into a couple of wedding guests on the flight home who raved about the service.