The first time I went overseas, I went to Aussie with a mate. We went to Port Douglas where we stayed at a backpackers called Dougie's. And we're down on the beach, out on a catamaran because my mate knew how to drive one. I'm just a passenger, and we're flying along, up on one ski. I ask if it's hard and he coaches me and gives me a go, and we're flying up the beach the other way. When we tip it over, that's when we remember there are sharks and crocodiles and all sorts and we're upside down in the salt water. Thankfully, my mate knew how to flip it back up.
Then we see this kayak and it looks like it's on a collision line with us. And the guy's yelling and screaming, but we can't hear what he's saying but we know he's talking to us. And he says, "That's enough of that cowboy stuff. You blokes get off that thing and bring it in." Turns out it's the guy who'd rented it to us and he wasn't impressed.
I met my wife at a wedding in Hamilton. She'd travelled to 54 countries, and lived in London for 10 years and I caught the travel bug through her. Once we lived together, we planned a six-week round-the-world trip. We stayed with my wife's sister in London, then went on to France and Switzerland. At that point I was into flying hang gliders big time and I ranked No 3 in New Zealand. I'd made some connections through the sport and they jacked me up with some equipment to fly in France. And I flew every single day from five different mountains over 11 days. I've always enjoyed dangerous things.
Today we run mountain bike shuttles on the Nydia, Wakamarina and Whites Bay Tracks. They're all about the same distance from Havelock, in a triangle around us. We also own the Blue Moon Lodge and seven years ago we started a company called Pelorus Eco Adventures, doing inflatable canoe adventures on Pelorus River, which is famous for being one of The Hobbit locations. Although we get more people who've read the book than have paddled kayaks.
The river is safe, like a purpose-built playground, with big rock walks, and if you fall out, generally you just get wet. Half the time with tourists you ask, have you done this before? And they say, "yeah, yeah" — but probably it was just once, when they were 4. We take that with a pinch of salt and imagine they've done nothing. And always we're prepared for the worst.
I love what we're doing so much. I'm always in a good mood, and always hanging around with people who are having a good time. They're on holiday, no one's whinging about the boss or the guy who gets paid more or does less work. Havelock is pretty much the middle of paradise for me.
Further information: see kayak-newzealand.com
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