It was this thought that astounded (and frightened) me as we donned our crampon shoes to hike up the face. Only tour groups are allowed to get up close and personal with the glacier, which is probably a good thing judging by the size of the pick axe Adam used to chip out stairs. He also offered to step in front of any boulders that might have hurtled towards us — he was joking but I, for one, would have held him at his word.
Our tour group ascended without much trouble, although we did lose a couple of climbers to fatigue and fear before we reached the top. From there it was smooth sailing — we explored the ice in single-file and looked, I imagine, like a row of little blue ants on the massive white landscape.
After two exhilarating hours on the ice we made our descent, clinging to the hand ropes that the guides constantly have to re-anchor to the moving ice.
CHECKLIST
Getting there: Driving across the South Island from Christchurch makes for some fantastic scenery to build up to the West Coast. Check out Your Way Car Rental for a good deal to get you there.
Where to stay: Te Weheka Inn offers luxury bed and breakfast, as well as proximity to some excellent walking tracks. Located in Fox Glacier, the rooms offer great views and a big bath to soak in after hiking around a cold glacier.
Who to explore with: Franz Josef Glacier Guides are masters of the cramp-on excursions. Take your pick from heli-hikes, full- or half-day tours and valley walks. They provide all the gear, too, so you don't have to worry about being unprepared for the glacier.