Flight time: Just 45 minutes from pretty good paradise to the real thing.
Fellow passengers: Apparently as many commuting locals as tourists in search of the turquoise cliche.
How full: Chocka, despite there being up to six flights a day on this route.
Entertainment: Just the Reva Tahiti inflight magazine. It's bilingual, so you could brush up on your French. Or, look out of the window and wait for the turquoise.
Food and drink: Only a cup of fruit juice offered free, though you could buy a packaged snack if you're ravenous.
Toilets: Yes - but it's only a 45-minute service. Who's that desperate?
Service: Three cheerful cabin crew in colourful uniforms with not very much to do.
Luggage: They're quite strict about this, on the outward leg anyway. Check-in limit is 23kg and hand luggage (7kg) is weighed too and if it doesn't fit into the test frame, has to be checked in.
Airport experience: At the Papeete end, there's the usual security check with x-ray machines, and hard seats under ceiling fans while you wait for the rush to the head of the queue (see above). At the Bora Bora end, it's a GI-built runway at a motu on the reef with turquoise water, colourful fish, spectacular peaks and boats to everyone's hotels. Fabulous!
Fly again? Of course - it's a quick and easy way to be wafted to your actual tropical paradise.