In Mumbai, a guy from Amsterdam (who is also from New Zealand) tells me about an American television show. Despite the cultural collisions of that, he's got a good story. Apparently the host - Jimmy Kimmel or maybe Conan O'Brien, he couldn't remember - went into the street and asked
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The face on a dollar bill - of a humble hero or politician - says a lot about a nation's values.
And it's true: when travelling I glance quickly at the paper money and register the amount rather than the artwork or symbolism embodied in it.
Our $5 note and the Indian rupees have parallels: both illustrate humble heroes, and neither were politicians. Would you like to live where the Great Leader, some medal-bedecked general, was on the currency? When I went to China in the late 1980s, a companion warned me of "the five brave tractor drivers" - his code for a note with an enormously high number on it but of little worth. I returned with lots of Chinese folding.
The Cook Islands boast a rare denomination, a $3 note which tourists invariably take home as a souvenir. It's a good earner, I guess, to print money that tourists buy but don't spend. They should also have $7 and $21 notes, the logical and amusingly collectable multiples.
Vietnam's currency is the dong, which means it's hard to take seriously - especially when you throw 1.7 million of them across a bedspread and know they still wouldn't buy dinner for two in a mid-range restaurant back home.
I like big currency like that: the wonderful old Italian lira which was worth its weight in dong; Argentinian pesos (divide by four and you're close to their New Zealand value); the Moroccan dirham (divide by seven); the Mexican peso (divide by 10); Indonesian rupiah (an impressive 800,000 to our $100)...
This is real money, you feel like Tony Soprano carrying so much of it.
The next time you get a $100 Kiwi bill, look carefully - it has someone on it who's not a politician. That's comforting, and says as much about who we are as those 17 languages on Indian rupees.