Took advantage of the worst left-side defence you will ever see in the NRL to annihilate the hapless Newcastle Knights, with right wing David Fusitua nabbing four tries. - CR
Muhammad Ali's legacy:
Even in death the Greatest won as the world found some unison at his funeral. It was another knockout performance from beyond the grave. - WG
A certain Kiwi golfer hopefully
Don't want to mention her name, for fear of the jinx. - CR
Losers:
Anthony Hudson
The All Whites coach has his nauseating whining detracted from the efforts of his players winning the Oceania Nations Cup. - WG
Euro 2016
As fan violence escalated in Marseilles and UEFA waned England and Russia they would be thrown out of the tournament if there were repeats. -WG
Football:
A much anticipated European Championship is in danger of being wrecked by violence...why can't the world's biggest sport shake this curse? - CR
The Sea Eagles
Manly led 24-4 against Penrith in the second half and walked off to jeers on their home Brookvale Oval after losing 31-24 as coach Trent Barrett blew his scone. -WG
Cleveland:
Oh no. Not again. The city already has an unwanted reputation as a professional sports championship free zone...LeBron James' Cavaliers fell further behind the Golden State Warriors in the NBA finals. - CR
Julian Savea
Maybe...when the All Blacks announce their team for the second test against Wales. - CR
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