Schadenfreude - we make fun of the Germans absolutely blowing it at the Fifa World Cup. (2:23)
Make New Zealand great again - seriously, don't miss it! (6:20)
A haiku/love poem to the enforcer, Jerome Kaino - we're going to miss this guy so much, a serious dose of nostalgia to be had. (12:40)
Some controversy in the surfing universe (you've got some s*** to answer for WSL!). We're certainly not stoked on it. Then we preview the next Championship Tour stop in J Bay kicking off Monday, which we certainly are stoked on. All courtesy of our ever-enlightened surfing correspondent, Christopher Reive. (20:55)
Finally, we give our friends in Germany a call up to find out how they're holding up - bloody shambles. (36:50)
Cheers all, and as always - STAY STOKED!
Warning: May contain some coarse language and adult themes, recommended to ages 18+
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