"We've supported the races in the Bay Area," Nevius continued. "The city of San Francisco has poured money and facilities into the extravaganza, and we were promised a global showcase, an international event.
"Instead we got Alex Rodriguez - using illegal substances to gain an unfair advantage.
"Every time it seemed like there was hope that the Cup fanfare might be catching fire, Larry Ellison's Oracle syndicate has been there with a bucket of cold bay water to put it out."
The Chronicle describes the regatta as "one embarrassing screw-up after another", but Nevius saves his most pointed barb till last.
"But just think, if Oracle should win after all this, the race could be back in San Francisco next time.
"You know what they say about that in City Hall?
"Go New Zealand."