"I'm not like those guys, but things happen."
To be fair, neither is in a position to poke his tongue out at Hammett and say "nah, nah, de-nah, nah".
The Hurricanes are travelling at two wins from four matches and have impressed with the style they are trying to play, while the Blues have won just one match and have been roundly panned.
Here you get the closest to a Weepu back-hander.
"You could say that they've played against poor opposition, but they've got quality players in that team."
So did the Blues, until they started dropping All Blacks like Liz Taylor drops husbands.
"At the beginning of the season we had a team stacked with All Blacks and had a high expectation of where we were going to end up at the end of the season.
"Obviously a few guys have fallen over and we've won one out of four. It's hard to take, we're all feeling it," Nonu said.
One All Black who is making a timely return is Tony Woodcock, who succinctly explained away his absence.
"Basically just a bit of rest really," Woodcock said.
"I've tidied up a few injuries and had time away from the game to freshen up. I had an option there to take a longer break if I needed it and I felt like I needed it."
So how is he feeling now?
"Fresh."