Ackford led the charge however, calling on England to outspend the opposition by lining up new Stormers coach Jones, the Aussie who masterminded Japan's humiliation of the Springboks, Ireland's whiz Schmidt, or Wales' rejuvenated Gatland.
Writing in The Times, Ackford stated: "If I were in charge of the Rugby Football Union, I would go to each of those men in turn, starting with Jones, and dangle some of the six million bonus pot England were to get for winning this World Cup and plead, yes, plead, with them to hop on board. Who cares if they are all contracted...buy them out. Money talks.
"The Welsh and Irish squads aren't better than England's. It's just that their coaches add greater value. There is a clearer vision, a chemistry that makes a difference."
His remedies included playing rugby in better weather by extending the junior season into June. He was among pundits who believed England should scrap the "ludicrous" rule preventing the selection of overseas-based players.
The Telegraph came up with a mere 13 English coaching candidates including South African Jake White, Aussie Ewen McKenzie, three Irishmen and Deans, although not with what could be called overwhelming conviction.
"He (Deans) may well relish the chance of restoring his reputation with another shot at a national team. Many felt that his style of man management was not suited to the temperaments of the Aussie squad at the time and would be far more successful with English players."
Former test flyhalf Stuart Barnes, in The Times, went against the grain, ripping England apart without mentioning one foreign coach.
"This team has gone round in circles," he said, without feeling the need to go around the world himself.