Yes, Gus, I haven't played and I haven't felt the crunch of a tackle by Ruben Wiki or been beaten by a beautiful sidestep from Shaun Johnson, but has every man who watches league?
I get turned on by league and it's not by their legs, Gus.
I get turned on by seeing Jordan Rapana miraculously flying across the in-goal while pulling the ball back under him to score, or by a bit of biff - when biff was allowed - or by the pure magic of a pass by legend Johnathan Thurston.
League needs to grow its fan base to hold its own against AFL in Australia and to try to survive in rugby-insane NZ.
League needs to say we want people to be turned on, to love the game we love.
We want families to go to the matches and for children to dream about wearing a Kiwis jersey and - yes, Gus- we even want women to watch.
-Faith Lee is a New Zealand Herald journalist and Warriors and Dragons fan