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Martin Samuel on Australian ball tampering scandal: 'One-match ban? This mob should be exiled for a year'.

By Martin Samuel
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25 Mar, 2018 10:13 PM5 mins to read

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Steve Smith escaped with a slap on the wrist by the ICC for his role in the ball-tampering scandal — but it could get much worse for the Australian captain and his vice-captain David Warner.

Cricket against Australia is never really just cricket. It's a hybrid war, fought on many fronts, the game merely one part of it. Mental disintegration — otherwise known as sledging — the influence of a partisan media, all have a role to play.

Few, however, expected to hear Steve Smith's admission of flagrant cheating against South Africa, a confession that could yet see his team stripped of their most senior players.

For what future can there be for a "leadership group" so obviously shorn of leaders? Smith may have been trying to save his friend Cameron Bancroft when he revealed the sorry details of a meeting between the biggest names in his team but he has inadvertently besmirched a generation of the finest Australian cricketers.

If he is sacked, or stands down as Australia's captain now, who can take charge? Not David Warner, his vice-captain — a looser cannon and an unpleasant individual — and not Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Starc and Josh Hazlewood, if they are indeed the three other team leaders, as is believed.

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All were party to a tactical discussion, the bottom line of which was "Let's cheat" and all took the field without protest.

Smith did not talk of dissent or even debate in his declaration of guilt. He may have helped lift the burden of blame from Bancroft's lone shoulders but he spread it evenly from there.

"It was the leadership group's idea," he said. "Poor choice and we deeply regret our actions."

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No doubt, now they have been caught — but that is an unequivocal statement. Australia, the best of them, are in this together. It is hard to see how their punishments cannot be equally uniform — even if Smith will suffer most greatly.

What a change of fortune 2018 has been for him. He began the year as a victorious Ashes captain and the finest batsman in the world, his majestic command drawing comparisons with Donald Bradman. Bringing up the rear as Australia returned to play yesterday, he has been stood down temporarily as captain, banned by the ICC, albeit it for one game, and has recorded a succession of ordinary scores in South Africa.

Most damningly, his name will for ever be associated with a cheating scandal that will be recalled much as the Bloodgate debacle in rugby union, an attempt at deception that was, by turn, monstrously arrogant yet hopelessly inept.

Just as the fake blood purchased in a south London joke shop came to symbolise both the immoral deviousness of Harlequins management, but also their foolishness, so the clumsiness of Bancroft's attempted ball-tampering reveals an Australian team who saw themselves as untouchable, yet were too frightened of losing to play straight and too stupid to acknowledge the presence of TV cameras following their every move.

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Bancroft's attempt at manipulation could not have been made more obvious had he taken a Black & Decker Workmate to a quiet corner of Newlands, to better hone his handiwork.

The ludicrous cover-up, with sandpaper hastily stuffed down his Y-fronts, and a sunglasses case innocently produced for inspection by the match umpires, only heightened the sense of farce. Yet, all comedy stripped away, this is no laughing matter.

An Australian team, struggling to win by fair means, made an executive decision to pursue foul instead, calling into question how many times this conclusion has been reached in the past.

Not in the Ashes series, necessarily. As Joe Root's England team are proving in New Zealand, devious plots are not required to defeat them: just competent bowling and a little bit of tenacity with the bat. Nobody has needed to tamper with the ball in Auckland.

Yet, considering the willingness to hatch a nefarious plan over lunch — and rope in the least experienced member of the team to execute it — what else would Australia's leadership group do to win a Test? Might some of the rumours of the extreme sledging aimed at Jonny Bairstow be true? Might some of the tales about England players inadvertently leaked into pitchside microphones be a little too convenient?

Is this part of the hybrid war, a pattern of behaviour that ends with the decision taken in Cape Town, by a team who considered themselves above reproach?

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It is no little irony that the incident that was a tipping point for English cricket — players celebrating a 3-0 Ashes win by urinating on the pitch at The Oval in 2013 — was first reported by Australian journalists.

Here, then, the mirror of that conceit. "Earthquake of arrogance drives cheating tsunami," was one headline in The Australian this morning, and the writer was correct.

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